You are accustomed to American culture when

1.       You don’t hesitate when walking naked along your room and the living room.

2.       You prefer salad other than meat and junk foods.

3.       You go to subway, Berger king and other fast food restaurant though your house is 2 minutes away from the restaurant.

4.       You have at least 6 credit cards and the balances are almost full.

5.       You get the call from the companies like Sprint,T-mobile to pay your bill.

6.       You first look for booty of a girl then boobs and only the face of a girl.

7.       You don’t mind doing gang bang in your house and record it.

8.       You spent half of your time in watching American football in TV and think Soccer is women’s game and is gay.

9.       You always dream of eating Hot dog while you are starving and of course when you know how to make a hot dog bun.

10.   You use shit and bull shit almost half of the time you speak.

11.   You have American, Mexican American friends more than Nepalese or International friends.

12.   You literally hate to work in weekends and you don’t work at weekends at all or atleast Friday. It’s a must.

13.   You are completely drunk on Friday and Saturday and start cramming for homework and tests on Sunday.

14.   You hate hi5 and spent most of your school time using face-book or my-space.

15.   You know it’s hard getting laid with International chicks and you don’t hang with ‘em at all.

16.   Your parents call you because you haven’t called them for a month.

17.   You go for a trip somewhere like Vegas, New York on holiday like Thanks Giving, Memorial weekend.

18.   Americans understand completely what you are trying to say and wants to be friends with you.

19.   You don’t mind people with piercings on their tongue and other private body parts.

20.   You have got laid with more than 3 different chicks.

21.   You don’t smell of a Masala or some Indian spicy food.

22.   You have a tatooo in your hand.

23.   You sleep after watching a hindi movie for 10 minutes.

24.   You think All Mexicans are illegal and should be thrown out of America.

25.   You quit your job just to watch Superbowl.

26.   Your all apparels are branded by Abercrombie, American Eagle, GAP,Aeropostale.

27.   You think Walmart, Target apparels suck.

28.   You hallucinate sometime without no reason.

29.   You go to bar and get laid with a stranger.

30.   Your cars manufacturer is American companies like Ford, GM etc though you know they suck.

31.   You don’t mind sucking d$$k but love it if you are a girl.

32.   You are not sharing your room with your room-mate though you are short of money.

 

In order to be accustomed American , more than half of the above should match with your daily deeds and specially 12, 32,25,20 should hold true.

More to come.

Sirus67 J

love to have turkey and beer with weeds in thanksgiving...

soccer rules all the time.. but american thinks playing with hand like rubgy is FOOTBALL.. though they only use foot for one kick off and punt.. haha....

This is totally bull shit. U MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Fuuuuuuuu ker did a shit job. This can't be true in any case. U stupid assume that . U don't know nothing abt American and their culture. Do not wates ur time posting this FFFFffffffkig shit. U big AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAss hole. SOB. stop those shit.

 

I don' want people to write in negnlish ( nepali english) If u can't write in english stop posting comments.

whoeva you are..

4 shit..

2 F**k

1 AssH00le

 

hey nothing to say whats the prob with you, ..getting hot....calm down dude ...become american...

 

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33.        You celebrate Halloween more than dashain and tihar and of course in a weirdest way.

34.        You don’t mind peeing in a road when drunk and walking on a road at 3:am.

35.       You get drunk in your house and crash in your fren’s house.

36.       You use the word weird more than “the” in your sentence while you speak.

37.       You don’t feel afraid to ask any questions you got. Might be the funniest or dumbiest.

38.       You love cartoons like Family guy and South Park.

39.       You do anything to smoke weeds. By weedsinlife.

40.       You talk half of your time talking about video games though you are over 20’s.

41.       You call your girl friend bitch when she is not with you but hot when she’s with you.

42.   You feel really awkward cooking food everyday and of course Dalbhat.

43.   You are more interested in arguing what the teacher says than learning.

44.   You think walking upside down is really cool.

45.   Your hair is dyed brown and you can’t stop touching your hair if you are a girl

46.   Your jean is smaller than 15 year old school girl.

47.   Your smell makes guys axed and tries to walk nearby you.

48.   You wear shorts though it’s freezing 40’s.

49.   You have at least 5 porn DVD’s in your room and not to mention box of condoms.

50.   You like punk, alternative or hip-hop song and can’t wait to dance if somebody plays it.

Smoothkiller: Thanks. Appreciate it. I would try to make it 100.

Dreamchaser: Well some people are stereotype like dashainayo and nothing to say who never change wherever you are like beda bakra. I am not saying them to be american but be accustomed to American Culture. Thanks for appreciating it.

dashainayo: Dude, You gotta learn the culture wherever you reside. I don't mean to adopt it but learn it. By the way, some of the above are true for you so you ain't accustomed to american culture. It takes time lil homie.

weedsismylife: Thanks again for backing me up. Well you are completely accustomed to American culture. Congratulations.

Nothing to say:

HIS WORDS:

cool sirus me i guess these were the remaining characters of meh... hahha..

hey lil hommiyyyyyeeee.. hiphop and R&B.. ko follower.. maile mostly the number blah blah blah is true bhaneko.. i ain't making the list 100 or 200 flipping the pages of encyclopedia having the "A" book searching for American culture.. and comparing it to yourself when you go to burger king and making yourself  compelled to go through the chapters and process of making the checkmark doing the stuffs written in the book.. aie bro..

Peace..... Hope you get all the 200 checklist from the oldest book of " To Be American" from Library..

Hey lil homie Dashainayo,  First of all, It's been more than 10 years than I haven't touched Encyclopedia which was at school library. On the other hand, these stuff are never found on Encylopedia. It's just regular stuff that happens in life. I don't compel myself neither. Then you might be thinking, I am a freaking student that doesn't give shit to studies. You are wrong again. I am a senior in Mech Eng. That answers your question. Well, I hate library though and I don't have shitty time to go my own book so Why would I look for libary books?

Asta la vista

Sirus67

riight, nice observations

when i go through my friend`s old diary, I noticed some guys live in America not that bad too..

Check this so called decent  life in America....

 

towards the end..
Jun 6, 2006 5:28 PM

 tuesday today..got one more paper tomorrow and then another one on friday and thats the end of it..ive bin alive for like 18 years and half of that time ive spent in budhanilkantha..yah i kno the big daddy there sux and so do his croonies but hell u cant live there for over nine years and not love that place...damn im gonna mis budhanilkantha and some of the good ppl there...three days. well already in a hodliday mood i guess..not bin studyin much fer tomorrow heh...i wonder wat its like out there for high skol grads..do much free time...will prolly drive me nuts..not that i need to..

 
dated today.
May 25, 2006 3:45 AM

well....in the middle of my a level finals...its a long way to the top if i wanna rock an roll ..hah yea rite...that i can do without:P each paper i can feel it sooo omniously closing in...my head is on the edge rite now...thank god im home..helps me cling on to the last bit of sanity in me..june ninth...cant wait...then ill be a high skol grad and more trouble with colleges...yesh i can just see it coming at me real bad...pessimism sure has a way wit ones thouts ..can twist it so bad ull never feel happie again..occasional headaches and voilent mood swings.. all in a days read...the cogs in my head runnin outta lubrication..heatin up my insides..dunno when they just cant take it anymore and will just stop deaad.

 
calculator to the rescue..
Apr 11, 2006 2:15 AM

 the picture says it all..exams are no more wat they used to be..heheh ..and yah u can play mario on it.

 
gibberish
Feb 26, 2006 3:10 AM

 the guitar still sings to the movement in my joints and the headache sends ill ease coursing thru my system..i am still the same person i was the day before and yah my battries are charging and the computer still messes up my nervs to the point where i mit turn into the hulk or sumthin. nothing to penetrate this thick skull of mine, reinforced with the protection of my mundane thoughts...thoughts centered always on one. days gone lifeless without recess from the intangible bars that keep me imprisoned withn the dark dungeons of my failure. my bed beckons to me but i ignore the call.. i choose to stare at the jumble of pixels before my eyes that seem to make only the vaguest of senses...haha do i know what im doing?? pushing muself into the deepest crevasse ive ever imagined? i wouldnt know. to the oblivious observer the features that show seems calm ..almost totally in control...deep in thought maybe..i wouldnt know..i dont carry a mirror with me everywhere i go..hidden from him is the malestorm of confusion..the hopelessness..the anxiety..the happiness...all adding up to the venemous cocktail that intoxicates me...so u see im not really me heheh. its really funny.

 
whats happening????
Feb 4, 2006 4:00 AM

 i look around and every where i look i see conflict and pain and crap..look at nepal?? it in one hell of a mess with the egocentric king v/s the demagogeous parties v/s the bloodthirsty moaists..HELL theyre fighting like children over a candy well ppl, nepal aint no candy for stoopeed ppl who want power.. what is with ppl anyway wanting to have control over other ppl..why?? isnt living life good enuff?? peace wudnt be so hard to obtain if ppl just rid themselves of all the angst waves thats been spreadin aroun the globe..lookit the muslims, the obstinate orthodoxes can never seem to be able to relax.. not all of em tho .. the stubborny orthodox ones..creating animosity over some ideology that may not even be true..no relegion is true , yet all of them is in the part where it says humas need to do good..so why make such a big fuss over a small cartoon?? i mean ppl have press rights and stuff rite..take a joke.... relegion dont exist.end of story. relegion does have its benifits i guess but apart frm that its been fueling the holy wars..and holy or not, war sux.

 

death to boredom.
Apr 19, 2005 10:19 AM

forgot to fill in yesterday..gawd.fell asleep quite early..and early is like 11.30 halfanhour b4 midnite....made me wanna sing out loud the modified version of that ironmaiden song Two Minutes to midnite..into sumthing like HALF AN HOUR..TO MIDNITE.........found this cool machhendranath ko rath on my way to drums.took some antilighted snaps.drums.then i headed to skool in attempt to murder my boredom.had to break and enter into my own room thru the window to get this book i wanted coz the room was locked. dear ol machhendranath to greet me on way back home...had to swin thru that sea of ppl with my camera to take lotsa snapshots..i likde goin underneath the rath and takin shots of nthe urchins down there attempting to collect the coins bein given for the "god" on the rath...got some nice shots y kno....too bad i cant transfer the pics to my computer coz this thing has a screwed up USB terminal that justr wont detece any thing.gotta fix that.

 
day one?? dunno.
Apr 17, 2005 11:23 PM

 so a journal eh?? watever.....days are borin when not in skol rite... an lifes as excitin as peeled potatoes......stoopeed computer cant hook up wit my camera so no fotos ..that means no fresh fotos for this journal entry i guess.....so will hafta do with an ol one.....u kno its kinda monotonous doin the same stuff everyday......dream bout nepti...mumtemper...wake up .. mumtemper.... drumclasses.home.timepass.tution.hang out.home.. mumtemper....woah..enuffalready......conclusion cant wait fer the hols to END.....umm seems fun typin to noone in particular so think ill do this hehehe..oh ya sumthing interestin..i met this sadhu in basantapur and i took his foto ..actually he was after me thinkin i was japanese or sumthing ykno..an i took this guys foto ani i had it printed juss as he had asked..i try an find him the same day but i cant...damn..that was the day b4 yesterday...well finally found him where i didn expect to..indra chowk..today in the mornin on my way to drums.took sum more fotos...juss b4 drum classes..looked happy so see his face on paper..made it to drums half an hour early.nepti hadnt come to guitar classes :(.miss her...home..chemestry tution..yuck...baraf to cool me on the way...tution teacher had to wake me up durin classes hehe.damn.kno wat ill bust my stupid computer...tara if i bust it i wont have a computer to wait online for nepti..soo..the computer stays.

you say fuuccck in if any thing happens..

Soccer game is a poverty game. That is why Ameri. don't like to watch soccer game. Soccer game is so famous  in Nepal ...LoL

i already graduated in aerospace engineering hommie .. sirus.. peace out

Yo, Dashainayo, then you might be still looking for a job eh. As a matter of fact I heard that, U.S doesn't hire immigrants for aerospace and other aeronautical jobs after Sept 11 incident.

So Sad for you. :(

 

You go to subway, Berger king and other fast food restaurant though your house is 2 minutes away from the restaurant

Hahahahahahaha It is actually opposite lol

i work for BOEING AIRCRAFT and keep your freaking subway and BK idea to yourself sahayog coz you might need a job like that for atleast 4 more years.. dumbo

this is bullshit

You know you are american when you bang here bang there and bang here again. bang bang bang bang

You know you are american when you have gangbang.

You know you are american when you drive without any passenger forking care about the environment.

You know you are american when you don't cook but prefer pow roti

You know you are american when you make so much fuss over so small matter.

 

Sajhokhohero: All you said are mentioned above, So better read before you comment. Good luck.

You can add some new ones.

Sirus_me.