A husband, so proud of the fact that his wife had given birth to 6
children, begins to call her "mother of six" rather than by her
first name. The wife, amused at first, chuckles.

A few years down the road, the wife has grown tired of her
husband's description. "Mother of six," he would say, "Get me a
beer!" "Hey mother of six, what's for dinner tonight?"

This type of situation persisted to a boiling point.

Finally, while attending a party with her husband, he jokingly
yelled out, "Hey mother of six, I think it's time to go!"

The wife seized the moment and shouted back, "I'll be right with
you -- father of four!"

महामुर्ख

एउटा कक्षामा नेपाली व्याकरणको पढाई हुदै थियो । रामले हल्ला गरेको देखेर शिक्षकले सोध्यो - ल भन राम, पूर्णले पाकेको केरा खाएन । यसको वाक्यमा खाएन क्रिया, केरा कार्य र पाकेको विशेषण हो भने पूर्ण के हो श्र


रामले तुरुन्तै जवाफ दियो - त्यस्तो पाकेको केरा पनि नखाने पूर्ण महामुर्ख हो सर ।

GOLF

In scotland a new game was invented.It was entitled
Gentleman Only.Ladies Forbidden.
And thus the word GOLF entered the english language

Know who is...

Deepesh joined a large MNC as a trainee.

On his first day in office, he dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone,
'Get me a cup of coffee quickly!'
The voice from the other side responded,
'You've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you are talking to, dumbo?'
'No', replied Deepesh.
'This is the Managing Director of the company, you fool!'
deepesh shouted back, 'And do you know who you are talking to, you fool?'
'No,' replied the Managing Director.
'Good!', said deepesh and put down the phone

lolololol!!! Funny One.

When I saw the topic, I thought you were talking about the Canadian Sextruplets..

Great !! Finally something to get this mundane MONDAY going....2 more hrs....Arrrgh !

College Rules

On the first day of college, the dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:

"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you $180. Are there any questions?"

One student raised his hand and asked, "How much for a season pass?"