please tell me very funny joke and brighten me...........

During jana andolan II, Hangoo Lama got arrested and was taken to jail ...he was asked for is name and replied: hangoo lama hajur, Cops kicked his goola until he died. Later that day his older brother Degu Lama went to collect his brother's body. Not only he was denied for the Body but when they asked his name and he replied: Degu lama ..he ended up living the same fate like his brother did.


I hope this helps u : )

eeeeee thats very painful joke.




Just as mom walks though the door, little Jonny comes running over. He says ''Mommy, Mommy. I was playing in daddy's closet and he can in with the lady next door and they started kissing and then they took off each others clothes and laid down on the bed...''

The mother interupts him. ''Stop right there!! Wait 'till daddy comes home!!''

When the father finally returns from work, mother promptly goes up to him and says ''I'm leaving you.''



The father, bewildered, slowly asks ''Why!?! What did I do??''

The mother turns to Jonny and says '' tell daddy exactly what you told me today!

''I was playing in daddy's closet and he came in with the lady next door and they started kissing and then they took each other's clothes off and laid down on the bed...just like what you and Uncle Joe did last summer.''

But dem their fada Chaamgu lama always stay home.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have -- the older she gets the more interested he is in her.

OK! I'll try...

When Dharaharaa was built, that time, it was built horizontally first because of fear of heights. When all was completely built, they tried to pull like chariots and tried to make it stand as it is now. But failed after trying many times. When they couldn't do it for long, an expert was consulted. He suggested to make a big hole ( Sundharaa ) so only then it would stand up. Simple theory ! Every dick needs hole to stand up... Thus Dharaharaaa is standing upright now looking at the Sundharaa as a hole.

what's wrong ?

A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband
is at work. Her nine-year-old son comes home unexpectedly, sees the
illegal lovers and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch.Then the woman's
husband unexpectedly comes home. She hides her lover in the
cupboard,
not realising that her little boy is in there already. The
little
boy says: "Dark in here."
The man says: "Yes, it is.
Boy says: "I have a soccer ball, do you want
to buy it?"
Man says: "No, thanks.
" Boy says: "My dad's outside, I'll call him if you
don't buy it!"
Man says: "OK, how much?"
Boy says: "$250." A few weeks later it happened
again and the boy and the lover
were in the cupboard together again.
Boy says: "Dark in here."
Man
says:"Yes, it is." Boy: "I have soccer
boots." The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy:
"How
much?"
The boy says:"$750."
The secret lover says: "Fine, I will buy them." A few
days later, the father says to the boy: "Grab your ball
and boots, let's go outside and have a game." The boy says:
"I
can't, I sold them for $1000."
The father says: "That's terrible to overcharge your friends
like
that.....$1000 is way more than those two things cost. I'm
going to
take you to church and make you confess your sins. " They go
to
church and the father makes the little boy sit in the

confession
booth and he closes the door. The boy says: "Dark in here."
and the priest says: "Don't start that shit again!"

A guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him, shows him doors to three rooms, and says he must choose one spend eternity in. In the first room, people are standing in shit up to their necks. The guy says "no, let me see the next room." In the second room, people are standing with shit up to their noses. Guy says no again. Finally, Satan opens the door to the third room. People are standing with shit up to their knees, drinking coffee and eating danish pastries. The guy says, "I pick this room." Satan says okay and starts to leave, and the guy wades in and starts pouring some coffee. On the way out Satan yells, "O.K., coffee break's over. Everyone back on your heads!"

My grandfather always said, "Don't watch your money; watch your health." So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my grandfather

A lady approaches her priest and says, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."

"What do they say?" the priest inquires.

"They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have some fun?'"

"That's terrible," the priest exclaims, "but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house, and I will put them with my two male talking parrots whom I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship."

"Thank you!" the woman responds.

The next day, the woman brings her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her two female parrots in with the male parrots, and the female parrots say, "Hi, we're prostitutes, want to have some fun?"

One male parrot looks at the other male parrot and exclaims, "Put the beads away. Our prayers have been answered!"

Hahahhaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

Two met in hell....

First one: What did u die from?

Second one: Cold...u?

First one: I was shocked to death

Second one: what shocked u so much?

First One: One day i came home from work and heard my wife having sex with another man from outside. I banged the door and my wife opened the door quite late. I knew the guy was there but couldnt see him anywhere. I was so shocked not to see him in the house. I was shocked to death.

Second One: Shit man !!! u should have opened the freeze.

I remember, one cold winter morning, I asked my five year old son, " Dear! I find you asleep every morning with your both hands in your private parts"
My son replied," It's the natural heater and I didn't do it. Nature makes me do to myself warm.""

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