Funny story

"true story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldnt overcome and didnt really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldnt say a word. She said, Im going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me. I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldnt ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car."

Man, I am in trouble, I always keep my condoms in my wallet, like couple of those, the magnums, looks like I have to think about where I should keep it dude!

Atti funny ..Ha Ha Ha

hmmmm.....

Worth reading it. Funny and Hilarious.

Pat, thank for sharing your jokes but hate to tell you this that I am one of those who have already read the jokes so many times and if my memory serves me right, someone has already posted this particular one here at sajha sometime back.

Sorry mate for being a wet blanket !!

Its so funny . Keep it up

oh yeah ...FREAKING HILARIOUS!!!!

Hilariousssssssssss.........

hows this funny? :S im so lost.............

pink nani.grow upppppppppppPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP..!!!!!!!!!!!

what do yu mean grow up, guh! i know it talks about condoms and whats so funny?

Pink....seriously??????

here is another.......

A little boy returning home from his first day at school said to his mother, "Mom, what's sex?"

His mother, who believed in all the most modern educational theories, gave him a detailed explanation...how to do it? when to do it?...positions..etc.., covering all aspects of the tricky subject.

When she had finished, the little lad stunned and suprised produced an enrollment form which he had brought home from school and said, "Yes, but how am I going to get all that into this one little square?"

and more...


Three men are on long walk, and the weather gets bad so they decide to stop in a motel for the night. They asked the lady behind the desk for three single rooms. The lady said they only had one room with a double bed. So the men decide they'll just share that bed for the night.

The next morning, the man sleeping on the right side of the bed said, “I had this dream someone was giving me a handjob.” The man who slept on the left side said he'd had the same dream. The man who slept in the middle said, “I had a dream I was skiing...”

Very funny

luga funny!!!

haha!! but pat i don't get the last one. :S

Nails, have you ever tried SKIING or someone doing it.
Looks like you have NOT.

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Nepal ko chora- i know how to rollerblade and i have tried skating at the ice rink:) other than that i don't know:)