O! dem Great King of dem Nepalian Peopal I and I Salutasion you. You dem Highness is dem only peopal who is can lead dem Nepalian peopal in dem 22nd century. O! dem owner of dem most beautiful sexiest Queen and Incarnasion of Lord Vishnu Himself I and I honest appeal to you with all dem my prayers.
O! Great Naresh, why not dem kill all dem smart smart honest Ministers. Dem your probilam is not all dem Leaders but only dem very few honest leaders which only you is know. Why not kill dem honest ministers but let dem other Chamchas live. You is only needs to ask one of dem Generals to give party to dem Nepalian soldiers and let dem loose. You is always can blame on alcohol.
Even better solusion is why not abdicate dem throne? Give up dem throne !
Why not pass dem throne to intelligent, Benevolent, Compassionate Prince.
Once him Nepalian Peopals Prince come to dem throne all dem trouble go away.
Him bring all Love and Peace in da Country.
To Leaders:
O! dem Great Democratic Leaders of Nepalian Peopal. I and I salutasions to you!
For you is only can save da country from dem bad King and Maoian peopal.
Mobilise all dem poor peopal and ask dem to make strike strike strike.
Ask dem to throw stones bricks and anything at dem poor soldiers caught between dem rock and soft pillow.
Why not make few more peopal die. Because dem plenty of Nepalian peopal to spend
Dem many mo where dem came from
Dem your chilluns and relatives is already in London, NY, DC and Bostan!
When him bad King go away we is can even have mo fun
We is can have not one but 5 Elecsion in one year.
Dem Pajeros not no mo good now holes in road is bigger
You is can dem get Hummar and go thru bigger holes and run over dem your Nepalian peopal who is vote you to become Minister
You is can give all dem your chilluns and relatives ATMs from da Ministery. It easier and not need to show.
Dont worry about dem money.
Nepal not no more needs foreign Help. I and I work 16 hours day and bring back dollars in Nepal from da convenienent store. My biraders from Dubai bring too
Dem your Pimpin biraders bring from Mumbai too where dem many demand for Nepalian Ladies.
Dont take no more Aid from dem Lousy Foreign Nations
Tell dem peopal, Now we is have dem mo AIDS than Bangcock so we dont need no mo aids from outside. We is have plenty and we is spreading in all da corners of da country.
To Maoian Leaders:
O! Great Comrades I and I Salutasion to you. You is da only answer and dem Salvasion for Nepalian Peopal. You is dem only peopal who is bring Revolusion.
You is dem only peopal who teach Nepalian biraders Revolusion and Peopals Fight!
You is only Peopal who could teach Descendants of Balabhadra and Bhimsen how to really fight, Kill and Terrorize their own helpless peopal.
O! great Comrades, dem your revolusion is almost won.
Make sure you is let some of dem smart honest assistant Comrades die in revolusion.
Otherwise when Revolusion is finish. Them will become your revolusion theyselves for you and your dreams of Pajeros will go away. Make sure all them die in Revolusion
For there is many mo rooms for Martyrs Stautes.
When dem Kashtamandap become Beijing then Revolusion is Complete
Then we is can slowly take over India and destroy all dem temples like dem did in Tibet.
When dem revolusion is complete and Peace and love is there I is bring all dem my biraders home.
Now I and I work 16 hours in Bhaiyaas store. I and I come back and work 18 hours in revolusions factories making Cheapest things in da world.
How wonderful that is be? Making Plastic things, making t shirts, compooters and all things that peopal can sell on dem footpaths around da world.
Workin workin workin singin beautiful songs of Revolusion and Comrades
