| Gunaraj |
Posted
on 06-Nov-03 06:42 AM
What follows is received in my e-mail this morning.
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Poem of Account
The little counter of my heart
Will remain open for you
Even during non-banking hours.
Darling!
You are like a contra entry
You are on my debit side
You are on my credit side
Both at the same time
So my dear
Let's rectify all our errors
And, total the trial balance of our affairs
Arithmetically, without maintaining any suspense account
On the balance sheet of our life
Assets and liabilities will be our children
If they are boys, we will call them Sundry Debtors
If they are girls, we will call them Sundry Creditors
But if we have a boy and girl,
Our balance sheet will tally automatically
And auditor will show
A true and fair view of lovely business
Conducted during life's wooing ending
In the journal paper of my heart,
I have written a journal entry
Debiting your love and crediting my affection
And, darling, you write the narration
Your first love I have already indicated
On the ledger folio column A
Anyway,
Our relations are based on double entry system
And our love is real and tangible
You debit what comes in
And I credit what goes out
Your beauty is the capital of our business
My eyes are stock in trade
Let's enter into a transaction
You secretly give me a trade discount
I will openly give you a cash discount
And thus we will be partners
Our trading and profit & loss account will show super profit
On the check of your cheek
I have enclosed all my wealth
Thus, get enhanced all my wealth
Any time you desire to do so
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