| highland lass |
Posted
on 03-Nov-03 08:23 PM
1. A man inserted an ad in the classified: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters from men. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
2. A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds.
His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
The frog is thrilled, "This is great!
"Will I meet her at a party?" he croaks.
"No," says the psychic, "in biology class."
ENJOY ppl!!!
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