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on 03-Nov-03 09:13 AM
This so called Billionaire Dactar Saap has finally returned home after 22 long years of hybernation. "Ghar pariwaar natyagi Buddha lay pani kehi payenan", he compares himself with Buddha while giving an interview to a KOL reporter. Let us see what kind of religion he may come up with once he reaches his Boadhgaya. You know what! I do not have any antipathy towards god but I am kinda tired of this religion. Once, this John guy had tried to bully me that there was no way to heaven if I did not believe in Jesus. Girjaghar patti awunla dekhawundai stairway to heaven bhanthyo bajjey. Why would I want to go to heaven where I could not find anybodyelse I loved? According to him, mera saara yester naatagota auntaii, chilim baba lagayat tettis koti devidewuta auntai, kina janu paryo malai heaven? Jaha istamitra..malai tyai sworga. Binsittima...............
Naatgota ko kura garda..I called home with this 5$ echo card. I could hear Dewusi.mp3 playing in the background. Fireworks ma pani bhaagbanda bhayecha yuaspala. Mawobadi lai pataka, sena lai aatashbaji auni general public lai jhirjhirey parya rey!! What a Dipawali bonus!!! It sounds like mere cultural revolution rather than a political one. Dwansatmak gatibidhi cha charraitira.
A short-range sniper shot the lawyer infront of several camermans. He was like..."
La khich mora ho live firstkilas sanga". It seems like journalist do not have to go by the moral duty to call 911 whenever they are busy with their work. Other long-range sniper is still struggling for his defense. I wish he had known our Bhattatta minister who once defended the real culprit in Royal massacre. Yes! the semiautomatic can occasionally trigger itself. And, that is why it is called semiautomatic for its irrational automatic behavior. I hope there is someone out there to convey this simple truth to the jury. It is called Machine beyond the man's reach. It is like Alpha..420-A34..trigger me..I have to win the election...Alpha...420..OVER. Look! who is the governor now, a compliment to the real sci-fi age where all the world's leaders are already exposed to technology in some extent. It includes Prachanda's electronic catapult and Saddam's WMD. Exceptions include our few lyapchey ministers and Binladen's goingback to parewa mailing system.
Talking about technology...Microsoft will be soon launching longhorn, a new operating system anticipated to cover previous loopholes of its products. Maarbadi baba lay pashupati ma dainik makkai bandya jasto cha, barshai picchey naya version. Aaja ko loophole bholi ko lay cover garney..bholi ko parsi ko lay..on and on. This is really a progressive business, one at a time. Sajha has been also maintaining its business by creating several fighting palestras where you can see countless personal invectives.
For the stupid like me, it can be potrayed as Jerry Springer's show where the host ultimately comes and gives his final thought. Show ended. And, you can have glimpse of next round of nudity in some of its ongoing threads. Nudity is not bad at all. It all depends on where it is being sought. Poor Clinton had to go through a long impeachment trial for split second nudity wheras a pornostar did not face any moral obligation while running for governor. It is like Bhairab Naach dekhawuna milni, fashion show garna nahuni!!...But like I said, exceptions are everywhere. Yo achamma ko khel!!
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