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| saroj |
Posted
on 14-Oct-03 11:17 AM
Been a little busy cruising the streets lately. Just wanted to add a new fun topic. Anyone have any good matches?
The best match i've come across so far is:
SITARA & CZAR
Disclaimer: In jest
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| KaLaNkIsThAn |
Posted
on 14-Oct-03 12:22 PM
shoooooot!
:(
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| czar |
Posted
on 14-Oct-03 01:41 PM
Don't shoot, puhlease..I don't digest lead so well..
An I don't aspire to Celestial beings or Stars.
Heavenly bodies ? yummyyyyyyy !!!!
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 14-Oct-03 02:18 PM
Bang Bang! Kalanki, you dead!!!!! Now, I will take you up the stairway to heavens where I reside! :P
You mean THE czar????? T
hough he claims to not possessing a thesaurus, the burden will fall on me (by default) to purchase one. Not to mention a dictionary to explain the words (and their by-products) in the thesaurus. Now, to match czar's caliber, I would surely have metamorph into a beast of burden to lug all that load. Speaking of which, the patent on donkeys and elephants is the sole property of Oys chill, which means: I will have to fight Oys in court, to become a beast of burden, to carry the instrument of mass instruction, to be a perfect match for the czar!!!! Such daunting task/s I shy away from!!!!
Czar: Heavenly bodies eh???????? All that glitters is highly radio-active yo!!! :P
As for the perfect match...is the one that kindles a fire come hell or water high!!!
hehehe!
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| czar |
Posted
on 14-Oct-03 02:34 PM
Fire leaves one's hide scorched, and that high water drowns.
All that's left is..fire water to warm a man's soul. The rest is all illusion.
The credit card bill from her shopping, though, is real. And reality bites.
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 14-Oct-03 02:40 PM
So, drown your sorrows and credit cards in firewater!!! The drink is on me... I'll pay it with cash! ;)
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| czar |
Posted
on 14-Oct-03 02:41 PM
I'll leave that to the worms. :)
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| czar |
Posted
on 14-Oct-03 02:41 PM
Radioactive fire water ?? I aint looking to glow in the dark.
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 14-Oct-03 02:46 PM
gloworms or fireflies???? You'll surely need them to light up your way home!
Need a match??? ;)
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| czar |
Posted
on 14-Oct-03 02:51 PM
I quite smoking, but thank you for the offer.
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| czar |
Posted
on 14-Oct-03 02:55 PM
Developed a fascination for these-are-us thingmajigs eh ? Come now, cherie, ought you speak thus of beastly burdens and ignite flames with that match you offered ?
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| czar |
Posted
on 14-Oct-03 02:59 PM
Pyromaniac !
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 14-Oct-03 03:01 PM
... and taken up drinking?? :P
How about aloo achar..guaranteed to put your stomach on fire? Until next time!
hehe!
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| sapphire |
Posted
on 14-Oct-03 03:08 PM
Cazar and Sitara ???
Khoi ke bhanne? both of them genuinely very very nice people...
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| czar |
Posted
on 14-Oct-03 03:18 PM
Horns n all, eh ? :)
Sapphire, how dazzling!
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| czar |
Posted
on 14-Oct-03 03:33 PM
The ultimate melding of threat and promise.. aloo achar..
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| oys_chill |
Posted
on 14-Oct-03 04:14 PM
NAhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Kalanki bro? cycle ko chain thik param, jane ho NYC teera pheri? yespaala, euta baseball bat ni lyauchu....Hamro Sosa dai le bato ma falya raicha game agaadi ;)...Czar lai thik pare pachi....ani kalanki lai pani tyai pachadi baata...........
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| SimpleGal |
Posted
on 14-Oct-03 04:46 PM
Sitara dizzu and Czar dai,
Fantastic word-play!!! Loving it!!!! :)
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| czar |
Posted
on 14-Oct-03 05:38 PM
Sosa's baseball bat ? Now ain't that a corker !!
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 14-Oct-03 05:44 PM
Horns????????!!! Speak for yourself Czar!
I got teeth that bite! And a kick to match!
Sapphire and S Gal...watching the fireworks? ;)
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| czar |
Posted
on 14-Oct-03 05:50 PM
An just as stubborn ?? :)
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| Eminem8 |
Posted
on 14-Oct-03 05:53 PM
HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTT
go czar dai, go czar dai...........
There is no backing out now, dude...................gotta go all the way......
until she crumbles up and falls..........not very different from the leaves of the trees this time of year.......
and you gently pick her up.........and ride away into the ...... horizon .............. .......together.....forever.......
You da MAN.
-shady ;)
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| czar |
Posted
on 14-Oct-03 06:00 PM
N cherie, don't bridle at the suggestion..
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 14-Oct-03 06:06 PM
Stubborn as hell and incorrigible to boot!
Emi, "until she crumbles"?! My spine made of steel yo!
Ride into the "horizon"???!!! Hey didn't you know the earth is flat. The sky and the grounds remain parallel!
:P
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 14-Oct-03 06:08 PM
No briddles, no bits nor blinders for me!
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| czar |
Posted
on 14-Oct-03 06:08 PM
Ooh la la, puss in boots !
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| czar |
Posted
on 14-Oct-03 06:10 PM
Bareback, wild n free !
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 14-Oct-03 06:11 PM
Don't get your hopes high, Czar... I ain't doing the puss in boots, whips and chains!!!!
kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 14-Oct-03 06:13 PM
Whooooaaaaaaaaa there!!!! briddle down your fantasies baby!!!!!
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| czar |
Posted
on 14-Oct-03 06:44 PM
They lead you on with a promise of the stars, but leave you with a sooty lamp
Tis the classic bait and switch tactic..
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 14-Oct-03 07:37 PM
Wash your hands sire.
Faint heart never won fair lady!!!!
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| saroj |
Posted
on 15-Oct-03 06:44 AM
Alright guys and gals, I guess you all know what I mean.
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| KaLaNkIsThAn |
Posted
on 15-Oct-03 06:57 AM
>>>Bang Bang! Kalanki, you dead!!!!! Now, I will take you up the stairway to heavens where I reside! :P
Sitarajyu,
ooops you did it again!!
I am still standing! eh... the bullet passed thru the previously-inflected hole in my heart! ;) and dayummm that stairway to your residence is so "slippery" eheh!!!
Nice going Czar bru and Sitzjyu! ;) Keep it up... Remember the quota of 300 postings? hehe...
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| Rusty |
Posted
on 15-Oct-03 07:36 AM
Oooh La la!! ahem ahem...nice nice going... Sitara + Czar, Oys bhai lai chai k bhayo ni...Czar lai thik parna NYC tira jaaane re??;) ani Kalanki mora lai pani? Eklai le sakcha? ma pani aaunu parcha ki? ahem....
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 15-Oct-03 09:27 AM
Saroj ji... We played right along! hehe!
Kalanaki da Neo man; he can dodge bullets...straight through the heart. The stairway to heaven is slippery and the stairwell into hell is paved with good intentions! What a dilemma!
Rusty ji...kya ho ganging up on the genie with the sooted lamp????
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| Shikhar |
Posted
on 15-Oct-03 09:38 AM
yaha lekheko yeutai kura bujhe tah .. mari jau ......
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| arnico |
Posted
on 15-Oct-03 10:04 AM
huh?
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| czar |
Posted
on 15-Oct-03 10:27 AM
Rub a dub dub, she'll pickle the lads in a tub..
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| KaLaNkIsThAn |
Posted
on 15-Oct-03 01:03 PM
Czar bru bru bru!!!
Are you playin' Ketchup or "catch up" eh!!
JPT
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 15-Oct-03 02:04 PM
He's playing "dhobi" to get the soot off! ;)
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| czar |
Posted
on 15-Oct-03 02:23 PM
Et tu, Kalanki ?
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| czar |
Posted
on 15-Oct-03 02:23 PM
Suit! June ? Dior ?
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| Logical Sense |
Posted
on 15-Oct-03 05:40 PM
Nice going czar and Sitara duo.
But, why the needle of this thread has stuck in czar and Sitara? I think there are other HOOOOOOOOOT duo in Sajha.
Let us sharpen the needle? Will ya!!!
Biswo and Najar?
Ashu and SimpleGal?
Oys and Rekha?
Help me out here Sajhaites?
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| Bhunte |
Posted
on 15-Oct-03 06:00 PM
LS ji, lau na ni tapai le ta sabai lai fatrayk fatryak pari dinu bhayo. ani tyo SimpleGal ko tender love thread anusar she has been soldout hoina ra?....eheheheh
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| Logical Sense |
Posted
on 15-Oct-03 06:15 PM
Bhunteji, how do you know that Mr. Tender is is not OOHI Ashuji?
Ha ha!
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| Logical Sense |
Posted
on 15-Oct-03 06:17 PM
Aru Thapun Hai?
Ashuji Pani Amrika Ma (Nau Barsha Ko Kura Chahin Banako Hola) Basya.
He does not dink or smoke either (Blank fire garya kya!).
Tyo Encounter Ko Bayaan Yahoo Chat Ma Pani Huna Sakcha Ni? Webex ma pani huna sakcha.
Hoinara?
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| Bhunte |
Posted
on 15-Oct-03 06:33 PM
Logical jyu, now that make sense and is logical now....lau feri arko janti bakhra khana paine bhaiyo dubai pachhe bata....ah ha ha
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| Biswo |
Posted
on 15-Oct-03 06:41 PM
Logical Senseji,
Najar "Dijyu" laai mero heroine re?
Ootaa Chitwanmaa thaahaa paaye bhane malaai sidhai goli thokchhan hai.
Baru mero miss tenderni simple girl nai huna ke ber? nau barsa baseko bhandaimaa exactly nine years nahuna pani sakchha. Simplegirl ko multiplication garne baani, haamile divide garera bujhnu parchha.Jaad rakshi nakhaane ta mai jhilke maatrai ho yetaa tira:-) sadhai inferiority complex hunthhyo , tara mero tyo kwality ko khub kaam aayo jasto chha yespaalaa bhane!
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| BMW |
Posted
on 15-Oct-03 08:30 PM
Sitara and Czar,
you guys should go and have phone sex .
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 15-Oct-03 08:34 PM
Miss BMW:
Is that how you gratify yourself???!!!.... Well, well, well whatever floats your boat.
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| BMW |
Posted
on 15-Oct-03 08:37 PM
Sitara,
i am only kidding, geez, but it's cute to see you and czar doing whatever you guys are doing.
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 15-Oct-03 08:41 PM
Miss BMW:
Well, well, certainly a Freudian slip I must say! Watch whats on your mind sweety, those things have a habit of slipping out.
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| BMW |
Posted
on 15-Oct-03 08:46 PM
Sitara,
that offended you, oh plz, c'mon.. i think you and czard should really hook up? your'e single right?
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| czar |
Posted
on 15-Oct-03 08:52 PM
All cylinders aint firing quite right ? Must be that timing chain gone outa whack..hmm.. needs tuning.. heck.. remove the cylinder head and check the valves..prolly sticking too.
Could be the crank is busted.. grind it back to spec +
Mebbe just trash the old bag of bolts... yup.
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 15-Oct-03 09:00 PM
Miss BMW:
Should I???? ...."hook up", "have phone sex".... such racy vocabulary you seem to carry. My, my, aren't we sporty. Such high speed pastimes are only for sports cars.
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| BMW |
Posted
on 15-Oct-03 09:05 PM
Sitara,
ya sports car blazing ludacris's chicken and beer cd.? you should buy that cd
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 15-Oct-03 09:12 PM
Miss BMW:
Naaaah...I'll pass!
Safety Tip: Make sure you have a good health insurance and head phones on your cell phone while you're "trail blazing"!!! You need both hands on the wheel!
Suva ratri!!!
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| BMW |
Posted
on 15-Oct-03 09:20 PM
ya you're right, and i just got my license on my 18th b-day. but i betchu you were as wild when u you were 18, 19, and letting that long black flow in the wind
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| mickthesick |
Posted
on 16-Oct-03 11:09 AM
..okay i've got to admit this...BMW u've got to admit dude...sitara is a tough nut to crack...eh!!
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| john doe |
Posted
on 16-Oct-03 12:01 PM
FYI, BMW's a dudette.
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| Rusty |
Posted
on 16-Oct-03 12:21 PM
Haina yaha kk jodi ho? ko kasko ho? Mero chai ko ni;)
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| KALANKISTHaN |
Posted
on 16-Oct-03 12:29 PM
Aaayo arko hero, Overtake garna!!
Manche hyaa asti dekhun line ma basi raa cha -- value chaina!!
kich kich hoina hai, kuna ma lagera daana-paani dimla! eheh...
Baru rusty sir ko jodi ta asti milya hoina ra??? Mili sakya joda lai katti milaaune? Joda ta aba hamro po milaaunu parya cha... Tyahi joda milla bhanera kapaal ni "head & shoulder" le dhoyera aachu, kapaal silky banaaudai... eheh.. Yehi kapaal le joda milaaucha ki hehe... Shahrukh khan ko jasto kapaal cha aafnu, ke self promotion garai bho!!
:P
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| forget-me-not |
Posted
on 16-Oct-03 12:53 PM
kalankisthan..sauni ko chori ke bhayo ra you are waiting?
Ki if I get a better deal, old one will be disposed?
SAbai ko jodi bha ko ...re kya
lets hear some more....of those...
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| Rusty |
Posted
on 16-Oct-03 12:56 PM
Kalanki, tyo ta thik bhanis babauuu:P
la mero choice... Because of girls' scarcity in Sajhapur, I might have to pair up the same girl to twice or thrice:P
CZar and Sitara (as it is..:p)
Oys and Suntali
Kalankistan and Patali
Emimem8 and Alciaaa:P
Mez and Bella
Trikal and Kalanidhi:P
Gintang and Shef
Dangg and Shef
Poonte and Niharika:P
All in jest;)
Please DO NOT be offended...
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| DWI |
Posted
on 16-Oct-03 12:57 PM
Hey,
What about our Younga (Young_bloodz) and Gurl_interrupted?
Where is Poonte in such a 'supposed to be humorous thread?'
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| KALANKISTHaN |
Posted
on 16-Oct-03 12:57 PM
forget bru,
shhhhhh!! shhhhhhh!
Tyasto secret kura pani fuskaaune ho??
eh!
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| KALANKISTHaN |
Posted
on 16-Oct-03 01:04 PM
Rusty and Poonam Ghimire???( hehehe... remember Sajha ko Poonam Ghimire -- not that miss Nepal mora.. hehe)
Tyo bichari shifali lai chai ke ko dropadhi banaa ni :P
Arjun yaha hunda hudai! ;)
GI and YB, perfect couple.. (churi ta meri mutu ma chalne ho ni ) ;)
okay time to run.... Run KalanKi Run!
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| Rusty |
Posted
on 16-Oct-03 01:14 PM
La la.. Gurl_Int and Kalanki:P Kalanki makkha hola aba ta:P
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| patali |
Posted
on 16-Oct-03 01:42 PM
hoina ko ho kalanki moro...kahan bata yo mero jodi hunu aayo..ke ho rusty ji ...arka ko dil yasari dukhaidine bhaneko...lau na yaaso yo patali tira pani dhyanakarshan garnu paryo......desperately waiting......
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| dream_girl |
Posted
on 16-Oct-03 05:26 PM
ohh ya ta joda milaune kaam bhai ra raicha.....mero lai ko chha ni?
Any guys in there? Koi chau bhane bhana hai....natra pachi pheri kurya kurai holau..
with lub to all in sajha,
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| KaLaNkIsThAn |
Posted
on 16-Oct-03 08:30 PM
>>>ko ho kalanki moro
Mummmmmmmmmmmmmmy!!!
Moro re. Jyaaaaaaa!!! Ghar bhitra barr ko rukh bhaa bhye ni tyahi rukh ma anuhar chopera runthe!!! ceiling fan bhaa bye ni Paatali ko pachayuri ghaati ma baadhera jhundinthe. Afno ta ghar pani "murdaar" bhir ko muntira cha, natra tyahi bhirr bata hamfalera marthi ni naaaraan ... yesto sharap ta kohi "aashiq" le khaana naparosh hau!! (Ramrari runa ni aaudaina, sikaaao na koi ta sikaao!)
Mardinchu ma yehi kurchi bata haam faalera mardinchiu! Tyatro din ka din nai ko ma dhaayera shahrukh khan ko jastai kapal fararara paareko yehi din dekhna ko laagi ho ta? K-Mart gai gai sukilo pyaaji color ko shirt ra sukeko Levi's 501 Laayera hideko yehi din dekhna ho ta?? eh... Target ko chasma ko kunai value chaina??? ehh.. marey ni babai marey... eh...
Paatali le hyakulla le pelera lyaao yaar!!
"Kill Bill" herya 2 din bhaa chaina aafno "Kill Dill" bho!! GUHAAAAR!!
Mummmmmmmmmmmmmmy!!!
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| phoenix |
Posted
on 16-Oct-03 08:50 PM
Ammai ....lau ,lau ek dui diin ke yahan sajhapur aauna chodeko julum machi raako rahecha heth terika!!! hana ka kasko ekdam matchmaking bhaako hau ana.... good and interesting ones ,i must say!!
ALL IN JEST :) ...NO OFFENCE PLZ
PEACE :)
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